Stories in Granite ?

Approx. 2' x2' x 2" course granite slab found on the top shelf of nearby cliffs
in Nevada.  Seems to have a lot of Brets approved topology plus?  
There seems to a story or stories carved into this granite.

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Left facing helmet man.
Rex eating helmet man from behind.
Mass of ? apes at top center being swallowed by a full rock size
Rex coming up from the bottom.
more pics coming.

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Top left Gorilla
Bottom left King Kong?
Birthing a man on the right?
more to come.

More granite
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Top left Gorilla
Bottom  left King Kong?
Birthing a man on the right?
more to come.

Right facing 2nd helmet man.

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Just by looking at the first picture I can see the texture can easily give false positives, and induce paredollia. However I do see some pairs of eyes, and they do trigger ape like face frontals. And when flipped I can even see an elephant half along one edge, whit trunk and a convincing eye feature.